thedorkiestviking:

Bubba was my best good friend.

this wasn’t in the fucking terms & conditions

I literally didn’t sign up for this touchy-feely-ass bullshit

(Source: kinghanalister)

Argument I heard on the bus

`Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.

collegehumor:

Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

collegehumor:

Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

(Source: asvprock)


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